hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

eggsaladstain:

my favorite thing about nailed it is the baking tips that just straight up roast the contestants

a cake made with only eggs, milk, oil and sugar is an omelette

gryffon:

darthgryffon:

gryffon:

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

my url is better than yours

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

cottencandylove:

pokemon with hearts moodboard

soft-nommy-pred:

Another meme? So soon? I shouldn’t have

aviculor:

brailleoperatic:

snipersnuggie:

catchanddodge:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

WE JUST SAW PIKACHU IN OSMOSIS JONES???? ??

OH MY GOD???

fucking god its pikachurin

a brain protein

“Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein first described in 2008 in Japan by Shigeru Sato et al., and named after Pikachu, a character of the Pokémon franchise. The name of this “nimble” protein was inspired due to Pikachu’s “lightning-fast moves and shocking electric effects”.”

IM GONAN FUCKIN

Osmosis Jones was released in 2001. Ozzy and Drix was released in 2002 and ran for 2 seasons. Pikachurin was discovered in 2008.

The animators just threw in a fucking pikachu and got lucky.

Jesus

introducing yourself on webforums fifteen years ago like:

thesilencedmasses:

bogleech:

You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever

iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*

911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old

SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!

Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!

dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!

Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! ;-) <3<3<3

This post broke through 17 mental blocks and gave me syphilis well done

oxnardsart:

Daisy look out, the bus is coming!

Oh my god. She can’t hear us!

vampireapologist:

me n the girls hanging out after we got cursed by an evil sorcerer

jakegyllenhaalelujah:

gaypunkbf:

swanboulet:

pixelspaceboy:

daloy-politsey:

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz.
2) Jewish Americans created comic books.
3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

mormonfacts:

top 10 normal behaviors to perform while feeling regular 

moonlandingwasfaked:

susanoomon:

systematicslytherin:

weirdmageddon:

galactic-polywag:

meefling:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

it’s like what were you expecting lmao

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience

LINK WHY